Talk about totally inappropriate for square dancing; usually we’re warned not to eat garlic before coming to a dance. Of course, if we dance every night, and we like garlic, there’s a real conflict. Good thing there are breath mints or those little Listerine thingies.

I also found a reference to April 23 as being Garlic Breath Day. Now, if everybody at a dance had garlic breath, would that be okay?