It’s the first Friday the 13th of the year, aka Blame Someone Else Day…perfect for square dancers, since it’s never our fault when a square breaks down.

Turn to your corner and say:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
If I mess up,
I’m blaming you!

Turn to your corner and say

Roses are red,
Sunflowers are taller.
If we mess up,
We’ll just blame the caller!

And while we’re at it, callers can blame dancers, dancers can blame callers, and both can blame CALLERLAB for square dancing’s decline.