Found this while googling “I hate square dancing”

This makes me want to Square Dance, this red does. Not round dance, mind you, but square dance. Yes, let’s all get off our respective couches on which we sit like so much respective fishes, and grab our partners, do si do, a la man left and away we go. What is “a la man left”, pray tell? Or is it “alaman” or “alamande” or “almondine”? The “do si do” move has always confused me. I simply am not a “do si do” person. In fact, I hate Square Dancing so why am I going on and on about it? In red, yet. We simply cannot have Red Square dancing because the Red Square is in Russia and this is an American column. This is a Star Spangled Banner column.

This is from a column at a site related to Stephen Sondheim. Huh.

There were three other hits.

• I hate Square dancing. I hate line dancing. I hate Shania Twain most of all.
• I wanted today off because I hate square dancing and we would have done that in GYM today.
• I hate square dancing, detest it. Where did they take us to? square dancing.

BTW, there are 22 hits for “I Love Square Dancing”