My friend Clark Baker posted the following to the sd-callers email list:

Page 31 of the November 4, 2003 issue of Weekly World News has an article with the headline: Bush to enforce mandatory square dancing law!

In addition to the text, and a picture of Bush, it contains a picture of some people square dancing (wearing SD outfits) with the caption “MOST people outside Texas don’t know a “chasse” from “circle left” — but by the end of January, everyone will be an expert”

It also contains the following great line: Dance “callers” are now being trained at secret locations around the nation, ready for the government-funded square dance blitz due to hit thousands of communities in all 50 states on January 1.

While I am not a regular reader of WWN, I was able to find my copy at the checkout counter of my local grocery store. It has a B&W cover with the following in small type across the very top: Bush To Make Square Dancing Compulsory For All Americans.

Expect your January classes to be much larger than usual.