When someone blunders, we say that he makes a misstep. Is it then not clear that All the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill our history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill in dancing.
Calling Ideas for May 12, 2012

This is:

Limerick Day
Limericks are short humorous verses, with a distinct rhythm and rhyming scheme. May 12 is the famous limericist (is that a word?) Edward Lear's birthday. A sample Lear limerick:
There was a young lady of Wilts,
Who walked up to Scotland on stilts;
When they said it is shocking
To show so much stocking,
She answered, "Then what about kilts?"

You could:
If you come up with any ideas, make a comment and let us know.

Here's a possibility:
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
followed by "I'll Fly Away"
There once was a lady named Perkins
Who simply doted on Gherkins
They were so nice
She ate too much spice
and pickled her internal workin's
followed by "Pickle Up A Doodle".

I can't think of a song to follow this one, but I think it's a good limerick:
A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny
A canner can can
Anything that he can
But a canner canšt can a can, can he?
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