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Calling Ideas for May 12, 2012

This is:

Limerick Day
Limericks are short humorous verses, with a distinct rhythm and rhyming scheme. May 12 is the famous limericist (is that a word?) Edward Lear's birthday. A sample Lear limerick:
There was a young lady of Wilts,
Who walked up to Scotland on stilts;
When they said it is shocking
To show so much stocking,
She answered, "Then what about kilts?"

You could:
If you come up with any ideas, make a comment and let us know.

Here's a possibility:
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
followed by "I'll Fly Away"
There once was a lady named Perkins
Who simply doted on Gherkins
They were so nice
She ate too much spice
and pickled her internal workin's
followed by "Pickle Up A Doodle".

I can't think of a song to follow this one, but I think it's a good limerick:
A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny
A canner can can
Anything that he can
But a canner canšt can a can, can he?
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