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When someone blunders, we say that he makes a misstep. Is it then not clear that All the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill our history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill in dancing.
--Moliere
Calling Ideas for April 8, 2012

April is:

Pets Are Wonderful Month
Find those animal records.
International Guitar Month
Johnny B. Goode
Keep America Beautiful Month
National Humor Month
Listening Awareness Month
Perfect for square dancing; one could do lots of tricky things to see if the dancers are listening to the caller.
National Anxiety Month
National Food Month
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Month
Alcohol Awareness Month
Drinking songs, anyone?
National Read a Road Map Week
Maybe "road" songs: On the Road Again, Country Roads