SquareZ
Swing your partner, dosey-do, now clap your hands... uh-oh, that's all the square dance moves I know... I'll bluff the rest. Slap your partner in the face, Write bad checks all over the place, Flirt with strangers, annoy your spouse, Get a divorce and lose your house, ...uh... dosey-do.
--Scott Adams, writing as Dogbert
Calling Ideas for April 5, 2012

The First week of April is:

National Read a Road Map Week
Maybe "road" songs: On the Road Again, Country Roads

April is:

Pets Are Wonderful Month
Find those animal records.
International Guitar Month
Johnny B. Goode
Keep America Beautiful Month
National Humor Month
Listening Awareness Month
Perfect for square dancing; one could do lots of tricky things to see if the dancers are listening to the caller.
National Anxiety Month
National Food Month
Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Month
Alcohol Awareness Month
Drinking songs, anyone?
National Read a Road Map Week
Maybe "road" songs: On the Road Again, Country Roads