SquareZ
Swing your partner, dosey-do, now clap your hands... uh-oh, that's all the square dance moves I know... I'll bluff the rest. Slap your partner in the face, Write bad checks all over the place, Flirt with strangers, annoy your spouse, Get a divorce and lose your house, ...uh... dosey-do.
--Scott Adams, writing as Dogbert
Calling Ideas for March 23, 2012

March is:

Optimism Month
Encourage and inspire each other to be optimistic about the future of square dancing.

Here are some songs that come to mind: