SquareZ
Dancing is a relatively safe form of intoxication
--Quoted in Copeland & Cohen, "What is Dance"
Calling Ideas for January 31, 2010

January is:

National Polka Month
There are lots of polka tunes out there. I like to use polka music for patter..."heads polka up to the middle and back!"
Various Foods Month
January is:

Looks like we'll need Prune the Fat month after celebrating National Candy Month...

For Candy Month, there are the songs "Lollipop", and "Ice Cream Sodas and Lollipops", and "Candy" (a patter record on Red Boot).

For Egg Month, you could do Sausage and Egg formations.

For Meat Month, there's "Burgers and Fries".